When remaking Jesus into a modern superhero, what powers/ tools should i give him?

May 6, 2010 by admin · 8 Comments
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any suggestions for his mode of transportation?
catch lines?
sidekick (yes/no? name, ect..) ?
group of allies (like the superfriends or avengers) ?
his villains?

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8 Responses to “When remaking Jesus into a modern superhero, what powers/ tools should i give him?”
  1. Harry Manback says:
    May 7, 2010 at 5:03 am

    give him the ability to walk underwater with captain planet Harry Manback

  2. APBBABY says:
    May 10, 2010 at 3:46 pm

    hmm jesus as a super hero.
    well jesus is a super hero
    because super heros are fake and made up

    id give him a magic carpet
    a magical apple [: APBBABY

  3. Terry says:
    May 13, 2010 at 1:50 am

    His catch phrase should be the same as Robo Cop. “Dead or alive you’re coming with me.” Terry

  4. Jesusiree says:
    May 14, 2010 at 3:28 am

    Rhyming catch phrases pleases Jesus like good cheeses Jesusiree

  5. not a happy bunny says:
    May 16, 2010 at 1:56 am

    a utility belt, and a spandex suit with tighty whities over the top, lets not change the format it works

    his side kick can be penfold from danger mouse (he was an under used side kick with masses of potential and a household name in the U.K so he already has a fan basis)

    Jesus and penfold can run around with a handycam in urban new york doing voxpops not a happy bunny

  6. TBONE says:
    May 19, 2010 at 2:20 am

    Jesus was a carpenter just like his Dad. So with carpentry you almost always swing a hammer.
    Therefore I believe Jesus had big forearms and muscles. So you should give him a big sledge hammer like the super hero Thor. So picture this ; Jesus with a sledge hammer in one hand and carry a big log or a plank of wood 4×6 over his shoulder.
    tbone TBONE

  7. Sparrowhawk13 says:
    May 20, 2010 at 12:43 pm

    Well, he has to have a superhero team, the 12 disciples, duh….if you only want one sidekick, it should probably be “Doubting Thomas” for comic relief. That way he can second guess Jesus all the time, that can be his thing, ya know? Obviously he can cure diseases and turn water into wine….he was a carpenter, so a badass wooden mallet wouldn’t hurt, unless you want a more crown of thorns on the crossy Jesus. He should be able to shoot the blood out of the holes in his hand to confuse his enemies, and commanding some kind of badass Holy Spirit semi-sentient vehicle/death cloud would be pretty sweet. If you kill him in battle, it should take 3 days for him to recharge his energy….umm….
    he can put people under mind control by dunking them underwater or feeding them his own blood (like communion, you know) Haha, if your comic Jesus has sex, he can say he’s administering “communion”….take this, my body, and put it in your mouth…..classic!

    I dunno….just give him fighting moves like the “Fist of Nazareth” and the “Galilee Smash” and you’re good. Sparrowhawk13

  8. Brian T Frog says:
    May 21, 2010 at 6:11 pm

    transportation, slicked out van to carry him and his 12 sidekicks Brian T Frog

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