What do I do if there is a hot construction worker in the house?
Hydrophilic asked:
And he is pounding the walls with his tools. I am all alone in my room and don’t know what to do. Any ideas?
And he is pounding the walls with his tools. I am all alone in my room and don’t know what to do. Any ideas?
Drop your trousers and parade around the house nude to get his attention. I suggest casually picking things up off of the floor, flexing your glutes the entire time. Make sure you bend over far enough to give him a nice show of your fruit basket.
Don’t do anything.
Well, if he’s hot I think you need to hose him down. And then you need to offer to launder ALL of his clothes. Of course, there’ll be some downtime while his clothes are going ’round and ’round… Hmmm… I wonder what you could do to fill that time?… Scrabble?
Walk around the house naked and say “in my home country we all walk around naked. Please join in on the festivities or leave!”
hmm, i know i know, watch fox news.
Close the door to your room, give yourself a quick jack off, and act like nothing happened.
@ Toronto: Faux ‘News’ sucks!
Kermit won this one for sure…
I suggest you follow his wonderful advise
Offer him a beer.