There were three people in an airplane?

June 1, 2009 by admin · 15 Comments
Filed under: Jokes & Riddles 
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Mojo Filter asked:


A construction worker, librarian and an Army guy. The plane started to fall and the pilot said the plane was too heavy. So, th construction worker threw some of his tools out of the plane, the librarian threw out some books, and the Army guy threw bombs.
The plane landed safely and the three people went home. On his way home the construction worker saw a boy crying and asked what was wrong. The boy said ” I was walking and a bunch of hammers hit me on the head.”
The librarian saw a little girl crying and the girl said ” I was just sitting here and books came out of nowhere and hit my on the head”
The Army guy saw a little boy laughing. He asked why he was laughing and the boy said ” my Grandma farted and it blew up the house!”.

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15 Responses to “There were three people in an airplane?”
  1. ☆Ťîff§ ßΰłłəя☆ says:

    lol!!! thats funny… =P ♥

  2. deathra39 says:

    man that is halarious im sure to use that one some time!

  3. Berba17 says:

    not very good

  4. Angela says:

    That’s hilariouse!!!! I’m definatly telling that joke to my friends.

  5. yeaayeahhh says:

    hha cutee!!!. . . what are we supposed to answer

  6. Daniel J says:

    Weak Joke…what was the question?

  7. softballgirl13 says:

    ok*looking side to side weirdly*

  8. Gugabalog says:

    ZOMGZ THE BOMBS ARE EVERYWHERE
    wait…..if the plane was too heavy to fly how did it take off?

  9. Landon says:

    wow thats hilarious

  10. It's a boy!! says:

    lol my grandma is so weak i dont think she has the physical ability to fart

  11. Nanaa Y says:

    the last sentence isn’t too funny. it’s too immature

  12. ♥-ME-♥ says:

    Haha. Funny.

    = )

  13. -->*luv me 4 me*<-- says:

    lol
    thats hilarious
    i love it
    \very funy
    hahahahahahahahahahahhaahhahahahahahaahhhahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahah
    star 4 u

  14. cats says:

    Funny! 100!

  15. o.0 says:

    that’s a diff joke but lolz

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