There were three people in an airplane?
Mojo Filter asked:
A construction worker, librarian and an Army guy. The plane started to fall and the pilot said the plane was too heavy. So, th construction worker threw some of his tools out of the plane, the librarian threw out some books, and the Army guy threw bombs.
The plane landed safely and the three people went home. On his way home the construction worker saw a boy crying and asked what was wrong. The boy said ” I was walking and a bunch of hammers hit me on the head.”
The librarian saw a little girl crying and the girl said ” I was just sitting here and books came out of nowhere and hit my on the head”
The Army guy saw a little boy laughing. He asked why he was laughing and the boy said ” my Grandma farted and it blew up the house!”.
A construction worker, librarian and an Army guy. The plane started to fall and the pilot said the plane was too heavy. So, th construction worker threw some of his tools out of the plane, the librarian threw out some books, and the Army guy threw bombs.
The plane landed safely and the three people went home. On his way home the construction worker saw a boy crying and asked what was wrong. The boy said ” I was walking and a bunch of hammers hit me on the head.”
The librarian saw a little girl crying and the girl said ” I was just sitting here and books came out of nowhere and hit my on the head”
The Army guy saw a little boy laughing. He asked why he was laughing and the boy said ” my Grandma farted and it blew up the house!”.
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