Joke: The Electrician?

July 11, 2009 by admin · 3 Comments
Filed under: Jokes & Riddles 
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♥ Jynx. asked:


An electrican is interviewing for a construction job. “Can you roll your hard hat down your arm and make it pop back on your head? the supervisor asks. “Sure”, he replies, confused. “Can you bounce your screwdriver off the concrete, spin in a sircle and catch it in your tool pouch?” “Yes, sir,” he answers exictedly. “And can you quickdraw your wire stripper twirl it and slip it into your pouch like its a holster?” “Oh I’ve been doing that for years!!”, the electrician said. “In that case, I can’t use you,” the boss says. “I’ve got 15 guys doing that now.”

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3 Responses to “Joke: The Electrician?”
  1. Jason F says:

    Ha! Nice! Reminds me of a joke:

    Three engineering students were gathered together discussing the possible designers of the human body.

    One said, “It was a mechanical engineer. Just look at all the joints.”

    Another said, “No, it was an electrical engineer. The nervous system has many thousands of electrical connections.”

    The last said, “Actually, it was a civil engineer. Who else would run a toxic waste pipeline through a recreational area?

  2. Vikky says:

    wow how sad he was so good and they fire him!!!!

  3. chococoffee2 says:

    They didn’t “fire” him…he was never hired!

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