gay it up a little. please?

July 10, 2009 by admin · 11 Comments
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Nate asked:

so I’m (20) dressing up as a gay construction worker for halloween tonight. I need some ideas to really push the gay vibe, this is what I have so far.

- Short, and I mean short cutoffs
- Yellow hard hat
- Tool belt (some items in the belt might help) w/ pink hammer, drywall square, and tape/pencil
- torn wife beater
- pigskin gloves
- boots
- Avaitors

I need to really get the message accross, what else should I do?

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11 Responses to “gay it up a little. please?”
  1. Michele says:
    July 11, 2009 at 3:23 pm

    What else should you do? Not wear this costume. (and not use the expression “wife beater” either. It’s a tank top. The other expression is rude and offensive and insensitive…just like your costume idea)

  2. Rhythm Hive says:
    July 13, 2009 at 5:14 am

    that sounds pretty gay to me. you can add a lisp when u talk. and wear a flower in your hair?

    Lip gloss is a must.

  3. joseph's brain says:
    July 15, 2009 at 12:00 pm

    Smoke capri ultra skinny ciggarettes

    Whistle show toons

    Mascara, lots of mascara

    Bring a hula hoop, and use it.

  4. cancankant says:
    July 17, 2009 at 5:55 pm

    I’m assuming you want to look like the Village People’s construction worker. Only other thing I can think of is a “porn ’stache”.

  5. lhallums82 says:
    July 19, 2009 at 4:54 pm

    Cant get much gayer then that.have fun

  6. Dinky says:
    July 20, 2009 at 1:09 pm

    Sharpie tattoo of a rainbow colored heart with “Bruce” in it.

    eyeliner, lipgloss, light blush, ladies’ perfume

    slouchy socks (almost like legwarmers) or ladies’ socks with lace trim

    fruity drink (pina colada, strawberry daiquiri) with at least an umbrella or some kind of flowery garnish

    1/2″ hoop earrings in both ears

    wedding ring on *right* ring finger

    Enjoy your “coming out” party!

  7. Brainy Smurfette says:
    July 22, 2009 at 4:04 am

    Wear pink lip gloss. The really shiny kind!

  8. trishymwl says:
    July 24, 2009 at 3:57 pm

    whats up with the torn wife beater? How is that gay?

  9. reg says:
    July 24, 2009 at 6:53 pm

    Put on tons of perfume. They should smell you coming from a mile away.

  10. *☆i☆<3☆mY☆bOotSie☆wOo☆* says:
    July 26, 2009 at 5:18 pm

    put up a picture of you and your costume on oh make sure you have muscles cuz thats part of the whole idea with the gay construction worker ymca look

  11. Chaz x says:
    July 27, 2009 at 11:34 pm

    lip gloss
    and high socks
    and black hard shoes
    and a lil eye liner!! :L

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